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Hampster
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Created on 2003-06-03 15:28:09 (#1095744), last updated 2009-11-20
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Basic Info| Name: | Spamster |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1985-05-25 |
| Website: | Take It All Away |
BioIf you're going to read this, don't bother.
After a couple of pages, you won't want to be here. So forget it. Go away. Get out while you're still in one piece.
Save Yourself.
There has to be something better on television. Or since you have so much time on your hands, maybe you could take a night course. Become a doctor. You could make something out of yourself. Treat yourself to a dinner out. Color your hair.
You're not getting any younger.
What happens here is first going to piss you off. After that, it just gets worse and worse.
...
So if you think this is going to save you...
If you think anything is going to save you...
Please consider this your final warning.
-Choke
My Del.icio.us Account
My 2008 Dear Santa Letter
After a couple of pages, you won't want to be here. So forget it. Go away. Get out while you're still in one piece.
Save Yourself.
There has to be something better on television. Or since you have so much time on your hands, maybe you could take a night course. Become a doctor. You could make something out of yourself. Treat yourself to a dinner out. Color your hair.
You're not getting any younger.
What happens here is first going to piss you off. After that, it just gets worse and worse.
...
So if you think this is going to save you...
If you think anything is going to save you...
Please consider this your final warning.
-Choke
My Del.icio.us Account
My 2008 Dear Santa Letter
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